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Give them these for an excuse
When your friends cannot explain why they voted for Democrats,
give them
this list.
They can then pick their reasons from this "TOP 12"...
1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits
of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the
same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe the
government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I
would.
3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.
4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too
irresponsible to own a
gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me
from murderers and thieves.
5. I voted Democrat because I
believe that people who can't tell
us if it will rain on Friday can tell us
that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving
a Prius.
6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions
of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row
inmates alive.
7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have
a right to free health care, education, and Social Security
benefits.
8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not
be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even
and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the
Democrats see fit.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need
to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks
who would never get their agendas past the voters.
10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay
billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our
own because it might upset some endangered
beetle or gopher.
11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the
greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND
CHANGE".
12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up
my ass it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
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