Every four years, it’s the same thing. Hysteria abounds over Party A and their candidate, verses Party B and their candidate. The devoted disciples of each Party point to the other and accuse all manner of devastation and horror wrought upon the innocent people of the not-so United States. And all the while, no matter who is elected as King over our communities, the Federal Government grows, unemployment persists, and the economy fluctuates. But because this election is different (insert sarcasm), following are ten reasons why YOU should vote Romney and SAVE the WORLD.

1. This is your LAST chance to save YOUR country and YOUR LIVES!! (I actually read this in an advertisement for Romney in a local paper)
2. Gas, food and general cost of living will triple if Obama is elected for another four years. The majority of Americans will all be living in cardboard boxes, and have to eat at Obama soup kitchens set up in all major U.S. cities.
3. Obama is the Anti-Christ. He will require us all to implant tracking devices in our forehead or palm, and anyone who questions this will be lobotomized and branded with the Obama logo on their cheek.
4. Obama will allow the Chinese to invade, the Muslims to take control of our communities, and the United Nations to replace the U.S. Government with their own.

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